Twitter Links (December 2009)

“‘Dry’ vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag.” Yay?

You’ll read my, you’ll read my, you can read my Neutraface. (Even if it’s bold italic.)

Ampersandwich

Pope’s playlist: “Presumably he can relate to the lyrics ‘I’m tired of being poor and even worse I’m black.’”

Cool birthday cake for panda (Also, best use of the adjective “butter-stick-size”.)

Awesome WaPo correction (via @wcp)

“Kiki, 146, whose energetic lovemaking made him a hit with the French public, succumbs to infection.” :o(

Gnome Chomsky

Derek the Dalek (via @ToyHorses)

Fat albino hedgehog! (via @notreallyrich)

If you haven’t read Obama’s Nobel prize speech, I can recommend it

!!! Definitely want one of these. Not sure I could bear to eat it, though. (via @gracedent)

“But hey, you’d go back to your Walkman too, if everytime you put your iPod on shuffle, it blew up the goddamned planet.

Tiny gingerbread houses

“‘The deadweight loss of Christmas’ applies equally to Hanukkah and other holidays with gift-giving rituals.”

“Today there was also mixed news for the tens of thousands of fans of India’s most popular—and only—cartoon porn star.”